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An Afternoon At The Piñata District

By - Monday May 12th 2008


OBJECTIVE
Purchase large piñata for upcoming birthday party

GEOGRAPHIC DIRECTIVE / MISSION-CRITICAL ADVICE
Purchase said piñata in piñata district loosely centered around Olympic and Central. Do not get sidetracked by fresh fruit, nuts, chapulines, unappetizingly-piled meters of donglike chorizo or, worst of all, the ever-popular taco truck cleverly buried within the piñata stalls

BUDGET
$12


NON-SHOPLIFTER’S SHOPLIFTER’S ADVISORY
Pedestrians purchasing the $1 bag of the oil-saturated El Cerdito Papitas who then opt to graze to the next stall without first consuming the entirety of the $1 bag of oil-saturated El Certido Papitas will run the immediate risk of being accused, via loudspeaker, of stealing said Papitas from the second store multiple times in multiple languages whilst innocently attempting to leave adjacent proprietor’s premises


OUTCOME
Success! Enormous piñatas vaguely resembling “Barney” and numerous other trademarked characters may be purchased for the low, low price of $12. Now and again the big boys get worried about their brands and lay down some litigation; be that as it may, it’s tough to keep a good piñater down. Go thee forth and piñate accordingly.




What now?

2 Responses to “An Afternoon At The Piñata District”

  1. Posted by Peter Dunstone 12/23/08 at 10:15 pm #

    my name is Peter Dunstone, Iam a Australian, living, and working in China. The company i work for is,a pinata,party popper,champagne cannon,confetti shooter manufacturer.We export most of party supplies.view these items, http://www.chinatota.com If i can in any way help you, please , email me. regards, peter.

  2. [...] and 7th Sts. in LA, of course. Locals call it Piñata Palace. (!? Charles I think you mean the piñata district, also written up in the newly-revised edition of LA Bizarro, authors of which are still presumably [...]


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