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DEVELOPING: Insatiable Downtown Goats Finish Grass; Move On To Neighboring Bougainvillea

By Ryan - Thursday September 11th 2008

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Harvey, hungrier than shit Thursday afternoon, ignores logical boundaries and charges the neighboring vines bordering Angels Flight

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Oh, Harvey. Such a card!

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Concerned the goats are not receiving proper nutrients from the matted, trash-infused, malt-liquor-and-piss-soaked grass underneath Angels Flight, an unidentified woman offers a healthy alternative: one carrot for some 100 goats

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Above: Goats.

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Trueheart 6150 in a pensive moment

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Above: Two bull moose have been brought in to quickly clear the shrubs adjacent to the water court. Watch yourself up there!

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6 Responses to “DEVELOPING: Insatiable Downtown Goats Finish Grass; Move On To Neighboring Bougainvillea”

  1. Posted by orangehairboy 9/11/08 at 11:40 pm # Reply

    Sounds like a ripe opportunity for some metal bands to get a good photo-op! Hail Satan!

  2. Posted by byrneout 9/14/08 at 9:03 pm # Reply

    No embeddable images in comments? Phooey.

    http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v146/byrneout/?action=view&current=goat.gif

  3. Posted by Victor 9/14/08 at 9:55 pm # Reply

    source images copyright losanjealous ryan, losanjealous.com

    Nice, byrneout.

  4. Posted by nickn 9/17/08 at 10:45 pm # Reply

    That dog’s got devil eyes!!!

  5. Posted by Profile: Sarita’s Pupuseria 9/29/08 at 12:31 pm # Reply

    [...] Market has been around since 1917. Across the street from the also historic, now out of commission Angel’s Flight, Angelenos would take a penny-ride to the open-air market which met the needs of newly immigrated [...]

  6. Posted by Dubby 10/14/08 at 3:40 pm # Reply

    Goats ain’t so green after all. Rumor has it they damaged if not killed a bunch of trees by stripping off their bark at this site. Will the contractor be required back to replant – I doubt it.

    There is also a lot of concern about goats being vectors for weeds as they move from site to site with weed seed in their gut and on their fur.

    Goats don’t spew exhaust like mowers do, but weeds are pollution too.

    http://www.cal-ipc.org/resources/pdf/BioPollution.pdf

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