Laker Taco Tracker–Last Night’s Result: 110-99 Over Hornets,Tacos Secured
By Losanjealous - Wednesday December 02nd 2009 |
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For the eighth time this season, the Lakers won at home while holding their opponent under 100 points–barely so–110-99 over the Hornets–a feat which, as everyone knows, means a coupon good for 2 free tacos from Jack in the Box to all fans in attendance. (Hey, when you’re pounding on weak teams and games turn to garbage time, you’ve got to keep yourself interested somehow, be it focusing on intriguing individual match-ups, such as Jordan Farmar going head-to-head with former Bruin teammate Darren Collison, or watching for Shannon Brown to take flight and posterize someone, or holding out for two lousy, free 99-cent tacos.)
Graphic photo of said 99-cent tacos and an ingredient list below, if you dare.
Beef Regular Taco Filling Ingredients: Beef, Water, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color), Defatted Soy Grits, Seasoning (Chili Pepper, Maltodextrin, Spices, Wheat Flour, Salt, Dry Garlic, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Corn and Wheat Gluten, Monosodium Glutamate, Dry Onion, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Succinic Acid), Salt, Tomato Paste, Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Sulfiting Agent). Tortillas Ingredients: Ground Corn, Water, Lime. Contains Soy, Wheat
I confess that dubious ingredient list is doing absolutely nothing to curtail a craving for some of those nasty deep fried tacos right about now.
Don’t they shove a slab of processed american cheese down in there, too? What comprises that shit?
Why yes they do, Ryan! The shit that comprises the cheese is:
Cheese, American, Pasteurized, Sliced Cultured Milk and Skim Milk, Water, Cream, Sodium Citrate, Salt, Sodium Phosphate, Sorbic Acid (preservative), Citric Acid, Artificial Color, Acetic Acid, Enzymes, Soy Lecithin. Contains Milk, Soy
OR
Cultured Milk, Skim Milk, Water, Cream, Sodium Citrate, Salt, Sorbic Acid (Preservative), Sodium Phosphate, Artificial Color, Enzymes, Soy Lecithin. Contains Milk, Soy
I am ashamed for knowing this, but that cheese foodstuff was included on the now-discontinued MONSTER TACO. The current 2 for 99-cent jobs come sans cheese.
Victor you were swindled pure and simple. Go back and demand two slices of processed american cheese!