Laker Taco Tracker–Last Night’s Result: 110-99 Over Hornets,Tacos Secured

For the eighth time this season, the Lakers won at home while holding their opponent under 100 points–barely so–110-99 over the Hornets–a feat which, as everyone knows, means a coupon good for 2 free tacos from Jack in the Box to all fans in attendance. (Hey, when you’re pounding on weak teams and games turn to garbage time, you’ve got to keep yourself interested somehow, be it focusing on intriguing individual match-ups, such as Jordan Farmar going head-to-head with former Bruin teammate Darren Collison, or watching for Shannon Brown to take flight and posterize someone, or holding out for two lousy, free 99-cent tacos.)

Graphic photo of said 99-cent tacos and an ingredient list below, if you dare.


Beef Regular Taco Filling Ingredients: Beef, Water, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Flour, Caramel Color), Defatted Soy Grits, Seasoning (Chili Pepper, Maltodextrin, Spices, Wheat Flour, Salt, Dry Garlic, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Corn and Wheat Gluten, Monosodium Glutamate, Dry Onion, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Succinic Acid), Salt, Tomato Paste, Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Sulfiting Agent). Tortillas Ingredients: Ground Corn, Water, Lime. Contains Soy, Wheat