The Daily Dump

The Daily Dump

Dear Daily News, It’s not you. It’s me. But our relationship has to stop. I can’t have you showing up at my doorstep at four…

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Sister Sister Sister

Sister Sister Sister

Jesus. I’m lost. Where the hell is the Brentwood Theatre? (And where do they get off with the snotty British spelling of “theater” anyhow?) Allegedly…

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Flock to Shepard

Flock to Shepard

Sam Shepard, a product of the Yale School of Drama and Pulitzer Prize winning playwright, is one weird mother. Often, you are hard pressed to…

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Heard Over the LA City Hall Loudspeaker This Afternoon

Heard Over the LA City Hall Loudspeaker This Afternoon

“This is the emergency services coordinator. The report of smoke has been investigated by the Fire Department. It was apparently due to a toaster incident…

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Ca ifornia Nigth Club

Ca ifornia Nigth Club

Seen on Ave 20 and Pasadena Ave, Losanjealous. What part of town is this, anyhow? Downtown? Highland Park? I really have no idea. It was…

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