![The Daily Dump](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dailynews-252x140.jpg)
Dear Daily News, It’s not you. It’s me. But our relationship has to stop. I can’t have you showing up at my doorstep at four…
![Sister Sister Sister](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/brentwood-theater-400x140.gif)
Jesus. I’m lost. Where the hell is the Brentwood Theatre? (And where do they get off with the snotty British spelling of “theater” anyhow?) Allegedly…
![Flock to Shepard](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/suicide-185x140.jpg)
Sam Shepard, a product of the Yale School of Drama and Pulitzer Prize winning playwright, is one weird mother. Often, you are hard pressed to…
![Heard Over the LA City Hall Loudspeaker This Afternoon](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/toaster.gif)
“This is the emergency services coordinator. The report of smoke has been investigated by the Fire Department. It was apparently due to a toaster incident…
![Ca ifornia Nigth Club](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/nigthclub2-270x140.jpg)
Seen on Ave 20 and Pasadena Ave, Losanjealous. What part of town is this, anyhow? Downtown? Highland Park? I really have no idea. It was…