losanjealous
Home Los Angeles Concerts Archives

Tito’s Tacos User Manual, Chapter 4: The Box
By Victor - Wednesday July 30th 2008

Titos
Fig. 1.

1. Upon lifting off the lid off your Tito’s Box™, do not become alarmed should you see only fried tortilla triangles (”chips”) and not your taco(es), salsa, burrito(es) and guac. (Guac optional.) [Fig. 1]

2. Invert the top lid of your Tito’s Box™ and place adjacent to box bottom half.

3. Slowly remove “chips” and place within inverted lid to uncover your ordered food items. [Fig. 2]

4. Enjoy, alternating bites from chips/salsa/guac to food item(s) and back.

5. Repeat.

Titos
Fig. 2.

NOTE: Your oil-dappled Tito’s Box™ lid bearing your purchase total scribbled in pencil is an acceptable receipt for business tax purposes.



Today's Picks
Saturday, November 21st Write for Losanjealous


Recent Comments

Ask Losanjealous: What Does Tricia Toyota Look Like?
JEFF: Cool… I always wondered what...
A Conversation with Anthony Lovett and Matt Maranian, Authors of LA Bizarro
V.: Good stuff. My...
Holiday Season Benefit Rock Show Round-Up
Ryan: For those interested, I’ve got the...
Win Fiery Furnaces @ The El Rey Tickets For Saturday
Ryan: Just be sure to request “Harry...
U2 Tickets for Angel Stadium Second Night, June 7, 2010, On Sale 10 a.m. Today
Victor: GA seats...
A Trader Joe’s Primer for Manhattanites
Charles Herold: I just came across this, and saw...
Huell Howser: The Drinking Game
ramonchu: I love this guy, can’t wait for my Huell sighting,...
DEVELOPING: UC Student Protesters Shut Down Wilshire Blvd in Westwood
blasthe: jonah, you’re...
UCLA Westwood Village’s Roll Inn Sandwich a.k.a. “Buck Fiddy” Found Dead
george: ...
DEVELOPING: UC Student Protesters Shut Down Wilshire Blvd in Westwood
jonah: If they’re...

Subscribe
Get our RSS feed

Contact Us
Tips, feedback, questions, & submissions: