Tito’s Tacos User Manual, Chapter 4: The Box
By Victor - Wednesday July 30th 2008
Fig. 1.
1. Upon lifting off the lid off your Tito’s Box™, do not become alarmed should you see only fried tortilla triangles (”chips”) and not your taco(es), salsa, burrito(es) and guac. (Guac optional.) [Fig. 1]
2. Invert the top lid of your Tito’s Box™ and place adjacent to box bottom half.
3. Slowly remove “chips” and place within inverted lid to uncover your ordered food items. [Fig. 2]
4. Enjoy, alternating bites from chips/salsa/guac to food item(s) and back.
5. Repeat.
Fig. 2.
NOTE: Your oil-dappled Tito’s Box™ lid bearing your purchase total scribbled in pencil is an acceptable receipt for business tax purposes.
