Tito’s Tacos User Manual, Chapter 4: The Box
By Victor - Wednesday July 30th 2008
Fig. 1.
1. Upon lifting off the lid off your Tito’s Box™, do not become alarmed should you see only fried tortilla triangles (”chips”) and not your taco(es), salsa, burrito(es) and guac. (Guac optional.) [Fig. 1]
2. Invert the top lid of your Tito’s Box™ and place adjacent to box bottom half.
3. Slowly remove “chips” and place within inverted lid to uncover your ordered food items. [Fig. 2]
4. Enjoy, alternating bites from chips/salsa/guac to food item(s) and back.
5. Repeat.
Fig. 2.
NOTE: Your oil-dappled Tito’s Box™ lid bearing your purchase total scribbled in pencil is an acceptable receipt for business tax purposes.
Hold on – I see no new balance shoe in photo 2 ???
Brilliant.
Thank you so much for the clear instructions on this age old question. I have been to the Tito’s in Huntington Beach (I guess) on Beach (north of the 405)–which celebrates the “large cheese grate” as well.
The question of how to get everything into ones car remains, however. Do you set the drink on the roof or do you set the box on the roof? Lately, because of the heat, I have been going with the Drink, but I am fairly certain the the box is the correct answer…Thanks, David S