We here at losanjealous love our Trader Joe’s as a budget-conscious alternative to Whole Foods, so we investigated this recalled dip news item.

Now, when Paul Moyer’s fat head comes on with that inevitable May Sweeps tease (“What you have in your fridge can kill you, tune in at 11”), you can know that it is just a labeling mix-up and the dip is only harmful if you are allergic to dairy and peanuts.

(Yes, it was a slow news day for us.)