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By - Wednesday July 13th 2005

Sure you might think it is an easy write-up but you would be wrong. The fact of the matter is that Cafe Tropical basically wins everything:
another night @ the trop

  • Best Place to look at posters of El Che
  • Best Place to buy a $2.25 ‘almond cigar’ consisting of a giant rolled almond dong-shaped thing, cream-filled
  • Best Gigantic $1 peanut-butter cooookies
  • Best Place to wish you were in the mood for fresh carrot juice
  • Best Coffee In The City Of Los Angeles Hands Down – Espresso con leche
  • Best Midnight Sandwich
  • Best bacon egg cheese croissant
  • Best place to meet up with fellow 12-steppers
  • Best place to meet up with your alcoholic buddies who want to do shots next door at the silverlake lounge
  • Best place to look at ‘shorty‘ – the hydrant on the corner
  • Best place to tell dates to meet you early in the morning
  • Best place to dump people, mid-afternoon
  • Best place to gaze at silverlake blvd below you
  • Best place to gaze at sunset blvd gently curving into the eastern horizon
  • Best place to apparently have missed a show by matt sharp that weezer guy
  • Best place to hate and abhor the skim-skin that appears on the surface of your espresso con leche, which is incidentally the best cup of coffee in the city of los angeles hands down
  • Best place to buy a full guava creamcheese pie for a dinner party and have it sliced into eighths
  • Best place to buy a gigantic chocolate napoleon that you have no intention of eating
  • Best place to hope Dennis Farina walks in at any second, talking loudly and gesticulating
  • Best place to hope Dennis Franz walks in at any second so you can pawn your chocolate napoleon, which you had no intention of eating, onto him
  • Best excuse to actually be seen inside a purple stucco facade, anywhere

Aw hell I love the Cafe Tropical.




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9 Responses to “Profile: Cafe Tropical”

  1. [...] In my six years of living in this fair city I estimate that I’ve driven by this decrepit peaen to verbosity between 1,000 and 10,000 times. Safe estimate. At least one thousand. No more than ten thousand. I used to live close to this place. These days I don’t, but I’m always driving by, it seems. When I’m not driving by, it’s squatting in the corner of my subconscious like a giant constipated ogre. The place is situated directly catty-corner from the the establishment I’m invaribably visiting at this intersection; namely, Cafe Tropical. [...]

  2. Posted by Catching Up With Petra Haden 3/29/06 at 10:36 am #

    [...] (I knew I liked Petra Haden. Tropical is hands-down my favorite cup of coffee in Losanjealous. Cafe Tropical: Offer nonfat milk, what’s wrong with you.) [...]

  3. Posted by Joe Camels 1/18/07 at 3:12 am #

    [...] Tucked away along the alley behind Cafe Tropical stands a row of 58 cigarettes. One lipstick-stained Camel stands out. As local legend goes, whosoever draws this cigarette from the concrete is the rightful King of Silverlake. See More In LA Culture | Print This Post [...]

  4. Posted by Alina 3/12/07 at 6:00 pm #

    I would NEVER go to a cafe that has “Best Place to look at posters of El Che ” WHY?

  5. Posted by Gridskipper 4/18/07 at 9:44 am #

    Los Angeles Wifi Cafes

    With all of the aspiring screenwriters, web designers, and desperate creative types roaming the hills of Los Angeles, copious net access is as vital as air, water, and breast implants. Luckily, such free spirits and freelancers have many options for…

  6. Posted by Useless LA Coffee Poll: Who’s Got The Best? 9/25/07 at 8:33 pm #

    [...] Cafe Tropical (Either) (Silverlake pictured) (b) King’s Road (Beverly) (c) Groundworks (Any) (d) [...]

  7. Posted by josef 3/23/08 at 10:48 am #

    @#4 cause its a cuban joint, most everything is cuban style.

  8. [...] there’s great Cuban coffee, artists, and rock bands But the prices are skyrocketing On account of the invading Westsiders [...]

  9. Posted by Mark Stacy 7/8/10 at 7:38 am #

    I used to live right near Cafe Tropical, but it was called Tropical Bakery then.
    I liked it enough to write a song about it.
    You can hear it and see a video here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsTK8LJiQgg
    or got to YouTube and search on:
    “Tropical Bakery” by Mark Stacy


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