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By Ryan - Saturday July 30th 2005

tiki tiki tiki tiki NAKED PEOPLE INSIDE tiki tiki tikiLooking for an offbeat place to take a date in Los Angeles? Take your date to the Tiki! Guys, take your girl! Girls…take your guy! Guys, take your guy! Girls…take your girl! And so forth.

There are so many reasons to go to the Tiki that it’s tough to determine where I should begin. You may have read on other sites about the potent rum-laced drinks…the easygoing smoking policy due to the business being family-owned…the laid-back eastside clientele and odd business hours.

I am here to tell you in no uncertain terms that the part about the fruity rum drinks is total bullshit. However what they lack in drinks, they make up in spades with naked ladies. I take all my first dates here now and it definitely sets the tone for the relationship.

Tiki Theatre
(323) 462-0345
5462 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90029




What now?

8 Responses to “Profile: Tiki Theatre”

  1. Posted by Jonathan 12/10/05 at 10:14 am # Reply

    The Tiki Theater doesn’t have drinks – that’s the Tiki Ti. They are family owned/operated, so you can smoke, the drinks are insanely strong, and if you order an el Toro.. well… just do that. It’s at Sunset and Hillhurst, across from the Circuit City.

  2. Posted by Hollyweird 4/25/08 at 9:01 pm # Reply

    The Tiki Theater is a small porn theater that plays straight porn but it frequented by working class Latins, Blacks, and the occasional Russian. I got a blowjob by a hooded 20-something Hispanic guy there last week. It was a good blowjob. Worth the $12 or so entrance fee.

  3. Posted by Gloryhole Lover 5/22/08 at 3:46 pm # Reply

    I haven’t been to this theater. I don’t mind getting a blowjob or maybe even giving one. Teh last post by Hollyweird really turned me on. If you’re reading this, I wanna give you a bloyjob too. You can reach my at hlwdbttm at yahoo.com I live in the area.

  4. Posted by T. Danz 5/22/08 at 4:00 pm # Reply

    You should totally be over on that comment thread about the pissed off band and the nonreview, brah.

     

     

  5. Posted by I like porn 10/25/08 at 3:14 am # Reply

    Younknow i went to this So called Porn theater and It was Shit It Looked Like Something out of 8mm you know that Part where he is going to the under ground
    Pron Shops thats what kind of please it is it is not worth the 12 bucks to get in,
    your better off renting or buy a DVD with that money

  6. Posted by Adam 11/22/08 at 10:30 am # Reply

    Are you really completely mixing up the bar (Tiki)on Sunset, that does in fact allow smoking and does have rum drinks, with a dirtbag porn theater (Tiki) on Santa Monica? Is this a joke or do you need to do a little more research?

  7. Posted by Mark Boswell 6/12/09 at 10:34 pm # Reply

    This is a really family friendly place. MI do not go here much, I am so busy with work. My wife takes our boys here every week to see the movies.

    They have really cleaned up the place since my first time here. My dad brought me here from around age 12 through 19, every week. It used to be very scary but is is very clean, now.

    I give it 5 stars, I would recommend this place to anyone.

  8. Posted by James 9/6/09 at 9:36 pm # Reply

    Well me and my friend just went there tonight, the place is small, and the seats are made of leather. There were guys around us … [Note: The remainder of this comment has been REDACTED by management here on the free trial portion of Losanjealous for overt explicit pornography. $19.95 /month (automatically renewed each month; billed as "King Industry Services" with 3mo. minimum first purchase at time of subscription) grants you access to the full disgusting comment by James above, as well as a few never-before-published Los Angeles restaurant reviews accummulated over the years, and 120 more rock concert photos per month than the free viewers receive. Subscribe today!]

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