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Profile: Tiki Theatre

By Ryan - Saturday July 30th 2005

tiki tiki tiki tiki NAKED PEOPLE INSIDE tiki tiki tikiLooking for an offbeat place to take a date in Los Angeles? Take your date to the Tiki! Guys, take your girl! Girls…take your guy! Guys, take your guy! Girls…take your girl! And so forth.

There are so many reasons to go to the Tiki that it’s tough to determine where I should begin. You may have read on other sites about the potent rum-laced drinks…the easygoing smoking policy due to the business being family-owned…the laid-back eastside clientele and odd business hours.

I am here to tell you in no uncertain terms that the part about the fruity rum drinks is total bullshit. However what they lack in drinks, they make up in spades with naked ladies. I take all my first dates here now and it definitely sets the tone for the relationship.

Tiki Theatre
(323) 462-0345
5462 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90029




What now?

4 Responses to “Profile: Tiki Theatre”

  1. Jonathan : 12/10/05 at 10:14 am

    The Tiki Theater doesn’t have drinks - that’s the Tiki Ti. They are family owned/operated, so you can smoke, the drinks are insanely strong, and if you order an el Toro.. well… just do that. It’s at Sunset and Hillhurst, across from the Circuit City.

  2. Hollyweird : 4/25/08 at 9:01 pm

    The Tiki Theater is a small porn theater that plays straight porn but it frequented by working class Latins, Blacks, and the occasional Russian. I got a blowjob by a hooded 20-something Hispanic guy there last week. It was a good blowjob. Worth the $12 or so entrance fee.

  3. Gloryhole Lover : 5/22/08 at 3:46 pm

    I haven’t been to this theater. I don’t mind getting a blowjob or maybe even giving one. Teh last post by Hollyweird really turned me on. If you’re reading this, I wanna give you a bloyjob too. You can reach my at hlwdbttm at yahoo.com I live in the area.

  4. T. Danz : 5/22/08 at 4:00 pm

    You should totally be over on that comment thread about the pissed off band and the nonreview, brah.

     

     

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