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On the LAm: Suzanne Berron

By Ron - Tuesday August 16th 2005

FOTWName: Suzanne Berron
Alias: Barbara Anne Berron
Height: 5′5″
Weight: 115 pounds
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Wanted For: Grand Theft

One usually associates white collar crime with a wily CEO, a dodgy Finance Director or a shady Accounant. But nobody ever suspects the secretary. Little ol’ Suzie Berron milked her employer, Shammas Investment Corp, for 400 large. Probably right after her boss berated her for not being able to book a Friday night dinner reservation at the Ivy.

Note to LAPD detectives: don’t bother trying to find Berron at Office Max or the San Roque Post Office. These are the last types of places a disgruntled secretary with newfound wealth will visit. Try the Giggling Marlin bar in Cabo San Lucas or the Cancun Señor Frogs. This little lady is throwing back strawberry margaritas somewhere south of the border, guaranteed.

More Info from the LAPD




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2 Responses to “On the LAm: Suzanne Berron”

  1. kristine : 8/17/05 at 6:58 pm

    hahaha!

    is this for real?! hahahaha!

    “warning! do not try to apprehend this suspect yourself.”

    be careful out there, fellas!

  2. Ron : 8/17/05 at 9:17 pm

    The LAPD link is absolutely real. Check back next week for another FOTW.

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