What Would Jesus Kick?

By Ron - Tuesday August 23rd 2005

kung fu jesus But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.
-Matthew 5:39-40

Then proceed to take him down with a roundhouse kick delivered to the back of his head.
-Sam Silva 5:41

Enrollment is now open for Kung Fu at Calvary Chapel in Chino Valley. Classes, guided by Master Sam Silva, meet Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Banquet Hall and close with a Bible devotion and prayer.

If guns are more your thing Calvary Chapel is also hosting Revolution, a ministry for youth ages 13-17 who are influenced by Hip Hop Culture. This week learn how to convert an ordinary chalice into a jewel-encrusted pimp cup.

Calvary Chapel Kung Fu Site

What now?

5 Responses to “What Would Jesus Kick?”

Pat Robinson : 8/23/05 at 4:50 pm

I think Los Anjealous.com has a duty to remind its flock that the devastating wheelkick is only form of self-defense permitted by God.
City Elf : 8/24/05 at 12:10 am

I thought this post was going to be about Pat Robertson and Hugo Chavez!
honey burbon : 8/27/05 at 11:23 am

I taught God everything he knows. Go on God. Take em down!
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