BREAKING NEWS: OKI-DOG UPGRADED TO “B” HEALTH RATING
By Ryan - Friday September 30th 2005 |
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AWARD DATE UNKNOWN; EARLIEST “B” SPOTTING EVE OF 9/29/05
Congratulations are surely in order, gents. From the staff of losanjealous and, dare I say, all of its readers, we commend you. The “B” category places you in formidable company indeed…right on par with the majority of the restaurants located on Ktown’s Western and 6th Street drags, and, yes, within spitting distance of your cousin’s “A” rating. I speak of course of the second Oki-Dog on Pico, the bastard offshoot of you, the original.
Congrats again, gents. As I shed a tear I admit that judging from the hard work that went into scouring the multicade game, you’ve earned it, damn you. You’ve earned this one.
As mentioned in previous articles, I have to be incredibly hungover to eat at chez dog personally. As such I’m offering to pay, in full, for the oki-dog meal of the first three people who contact me at [email protected]. In return I’m asking for a brief review of your experience. Paypal, cash or check will be yours to deposit in an interest-accruing IRA or to be rushed right back to the dog and squandered as you see fit.
I Walked Over to Oki Dog
First of all: What the hell is an Oki Dog? A tortilla packed with two hot dogs, chili, cheese, bacon. Some would say a poor man’s Pink’s. I walked over there from my office the other day for lunch and…
I want to go, losanjealous take me
to land of oki dog.
I wish to have a coke with my dog
will losanjealous kindly include one large real thing with my oki doki dog ?
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I haven’t seen a restaurant rated below a B in over 5 years. And I know L.A. joints aren’t THAT clean so there has to be a job opening in city hall. Who wants to count cockroaches for 9 hour shifts?
Who wants to count cockroaches for 9 hour shifts? Food inspector jobs are all about the $5 bribes.
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Temp soma….
Soma to florida. Soma. Soma labs serogen. Soma online next day….