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On the LAm: Identify the Composite

By Ron - Tuesday January 10th 2006

Name: Unknown
Hair: Brown/Gray
Descent: Hispanic
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5′6″ – 5′8″
Weight: 200 – 280 pounds
Age: 30-35 years old
Oddities: Large fleshy hands, “Potato-shaped” nose, unshaven, pot belly, and strong odor
Clothing: Black knit cap

Question: Which of these composite sketches is associated with the above description?

composite 1 composite 2 composite 4 composite 5

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Answer: Trick question! They’re all drawings of the same suspect.

Also, Detectives: character actor Jon Polito might be your man

jon polito composite 1



What now?

2 Responses to “On the LAm: Identify the Composite”

  1. Posted by Pete 1/10/06 at 7:18 pm # Reply

    I think I would be #4 if I gained like 100 pounds.

  2. Posted by Ron 1/10/06 at 10:45 pm # Reply

    I will pay you $100 if you prove it, Pete

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