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Bene Bene: A Return to Form Via Pornographic Aspirations

By Ryan - Tuesday May 23rd 2006

beneLongtime followers of this site are no doubt familiar with the adventures of the Bene Bene Mini-Truck of Fairfax Village (one, two, three). Rumor has it the truck will be making a triumphant return to form at an opening this Saturday, serving up not only creamy gelato but also bizarre ice creams from Japan, which, technically, neither borders the Mediterranean nor approximates a boot when you think about it.

If the rumors are accurate, expect to see full details on this week’s Losanjealous BeneBeneBeneBenevolent Society activity list:

BEAT
Cathy Begien l Jeffrey Hatfield
May 27 - June 26, 2006

Think Adorno’s “Minima Moralia” meets Britney’s “Oops I Did it Again.”

Please join us for an opening night performance, Saturday May 27th, 7 - 9pm
Gelati Motel presents Thorn 01: Young entrepreneurial pornographer Luca Martinazzoli dispenses nudity and hand-pressed albums from a hi-jacked ice cream truck, wired to blow . . .

Angela Hanley Gallery
2404 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90057

323.356.2666
allyson@angelahanley.com

www.angelahanley.com

Upon hearing the news I tracked down the truck for a brief interview. He had the following to say:

“Realmente non conosco di che cosa nel Christ è voi parla, figlio di capra.
All the best, -Benebene

In other news, I’ve been up to my neck in new food intern activity. The town is being canvassed as we speak. Stay tuned for the full progress report and a one-pager detailing the Losanjealous SuperFoodFriends Society

Coming soon…

To a blog near you….

Which is…

As it turns out…

This one.




What now?

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