Longtime Arizona Diamondback outfielder Luis Emilio Gonzalez, or Gonzo for short, is now a Dodger. You can find the details of his deal or some quotes from some newspaper. But for now, let us welcome him to the family. Rather than focusing on any untoward questions about Gonzo’s anomalous outburst of 57 dingers and 142 RBI, propelling the DBacks towards taking the World Series in 2001, let’s focus on the positive, such as his proclivity for generous gift giving, as captured in the below photograph.

Welcome, Gonzo.