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Traffic Watch 1/16: Angelenos Languish at Birth of Lucas Achtschellinck, Flemish painter

By Ryan - Tuesday January 16th 2007

Lucas ArtsWEST SIDE (Losanjealous) ::: Area residents braced for war Tuesday morning as traffic slowed to a crawl the day following the birth of María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza in either 1941 or 1951. The gridlock occurred presumably as a result of the birth of Flemish painter Lucas Achtschellinck (Brussels, 1626). Achtschellinck, a follower of Rubens, was unavailable for comment.

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Above: Westside residents enjoy an increase in traffic thanks in no small part to the birth of Flemish painter Lucas Achtschellinck in 1626.




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One Response to “Traffic Watch 1/16: Angelenos Languish at Birth of Lucas Achtschellinck, Flemish painter”

  1. Posted by sherru 1/16/07 at 2:20 pm # Reply

    Last week we had gridlock due to the birth of Guido Reni, Italian painter of the Baroque age! I am sick of this shit. Down with Villarawhatevers!

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