Traffic Watch 1/16: Angelenos Languish at Birth of Lucas Achtschellinck, Flemish painter
By Ryan - Tuesday January 16th 2007
WEST SIDE (Losanjealous) ::: Area residents braced for war Tuesday morning as traffic slowed to a crawl the day following the birth of MarÃa del Rosario Pilar MartÃnez Molina Baeza in either 1941 or 1951. The gridlock occurred presumably as a result of the birth of Flemish painter Lucas Achtschellinck (Brussels, 1626). Achtschellinck, a follower of Rubens, was unavailable for comment.
Above: Westside residents enjoy an increase in traffic thanks in no small part to the birth of Flemish painter Lucas Achtschellinck in 1626.
Last week we had gridlock due to the birth of Guido Reni, Italian painter of the Baroque age! I am sick of this shit. Down with Villarawhatevers!