Traffic Watch 1/16: Angelenos Languish at Birth of Lucas Achtschellinck, Flemish painter
WEST SIDE (Losanjealous) ::: Area residents braced for war Tuesday morning as traffic slowed to a crawl the day following the birth of MarÃa del Rosario Pilar MartÃnez Molina Baeza in either 1941 or 1951. The gridlock occurred presumably as a result of the birth of Flemish painter Lucas Achtschellinck (Brussels, 1626). Achtschellinck, a follower of Rubens, was unavailable for comment.
Above: Westside residents enjoy an increase in traffic thanks in no small part to the birth of Flemish painter Lucas Achtschellinck in 1626.