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Pico Deconstructed: The Naked People Store District

By - Saturday January 27th 2007

The Naked People Store on Pico

As part of the great lead-up to Project Pico (thanks for your feedback — keep it coming), we now present an oft-overlooked section of the Boulevard of Pico Dreams

The Naked People Store District™ is situated a few short blocks east of Figueroa and the LA Convention Center. The shops in this district offer up all manner of mannequins – male and female alike – in all manner of sizes, shapes, and colors. Need a transparent child holding his arm aloft? Done. Need a complete set of ebony carolers? Done! Offended by the sight of mannequins in their birthday suits? Rest easy, prude: All wares in all shops are thoughtfully and tastefully arranged ass-out to the public at large.


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5 Responses to “Pico Deconstructed: The Naked People Store District”

  1. Posted by Pete 1/27/07 at 4:28 pm #

    Jane Jacobs would be proud. This is the kind of stuff that cities are supposed to generate.

  2. Posted by Jeannette 1/28/07 at 8:33 am #

    It’s a good thing you trademarked that district.

  3. Posted by Jeff 1/29/07 at 9:07 am #

    Can someone please translate the hangul? Does it say “Korean ladies please stand here”?

  4. Posted by Oren 1/29/07 at 12:27 pm #

    I think it says “Pico Equipment”, but don’t quote me on the equipment part.

  5. Posted by Oren 1/29/07 at 12:47 pm #

    Aha, I see it says “Equipment” in ginormous letters on the side of the building. If that’s not a confidence builder, I don’t know what is.


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