EscortWatch ‘07: OFFICIAL VOTING RESULTS!

By La Verne Casagrande - Friday February 09th 2007

Phillippe coffee!

This is a photo of a cup of coffee at Phillippe.

Just to build your suspense.

It is a decent photo, but really nothing special. Yes?

Damn those pickles look good. Damn it.

Did you know? You can get a cup of coffee for 9cents at Phillippe.

Presenting The Winner of Saturday’s Big Night Out On The Town…after the jump!

CONGRATULATIONS to Contestant #2!!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Contestant #2 has been chosen, democratically, by your votes. You made this happen, and you should be proud of yourself. Leave work an hour early today. You’ve earned it.

It was a dead heat at the top of the evening, but a few emailed votes pushed Contestant #2 over the line for a solid win.

We do wish all of our finalists a very happy Valentine’s Day. May you awaken to find 60 txtmsgs regarding Manowar and which type of milk to buy at the supermarket crammed into your respective cellphones.

Enjoy your weekend, voters. And check back next week for both participants’ point/counter-point writeup of the Losanjealous Valentine’s Escort Service!

What now?

4 Responses to “EscortWatch ‘07: OFFICIAL VOTING RESULTS!”

DF : 2/9/07 at 11:14 pm

I’m skeptical of this result. My read of the original thread suggests that the voters have clearly spoken in favor of bachelorette #1. Her charming tale of bipolarity and obsession carried the day by a 7-5 margin. Something antidemocratic is afoot here. Is #2 Karl Rove’s niece? Was Diebold in charge of the voting process?
fa : 2/10/07 at 3:18 am

yea personally i think they should call it a dead heat and go on a triple date.
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