A Very Special Valentine From Losanjealous and Frank Stallone
By Ryan - Wednesday February 14th 2007 |
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He may have been throwing it to Frankii (sic) at the time, but we’re extending this 2004-era ‘Main Man’ out to the masses at large on this day of days.
Instructions
- Using ‘Print This Article’ functionality, print Frankentine™ on cardstock
- Using a scissors, remove excess paper
- Affix Frankentine™ to fridge via magnet or masking tape
- Download and listen to “Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You” by Peabo Bryson and Roberta Flack, as loud as you can possibly stand it
- Gaze longingly at Frankentine™
- Guzzle two beers immediately
- Recall fond memories of the day you strolled the shore with Losanjealous and Frank Stallone
- Guzzle third beer, vomit if necessary
Here’s looking at you from Losanjealous and Frank Stallone. Who Loves Ya?!?
