Dear Tapatio Man: ¿Donde Estache?

’tapatio-smooth’DEAR TAPATIO MAN: You look different. Did you shave your mustache? — ALEX

DEAR ALEX: No, I actually don’t have a mustache. Marketing had me wear that fake Pancho Villa for a photo shoot so I looked more ethnic. Hell I’m not even Mexican, I’m Dutch-Irish. — TAPATIO MAN