Craptastic Cell Phone Photo of the Week: THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS PISSING ON THE MINIVAN

As a non-subtle reminder Losanjealous constantly mines, sorts and processes the cruddiest cell phone photos ever taken, weekly, for your cheap enjoyment. Friday, the week’s most egregious is bestowed the honor CRAPTASTIC CELL PHONE PHOTO OF THE WEEK.

From: [redacted]
Subject: Garbage Truck Pissing on Minivan — Melrose Under the 101
Message Body: Blackberry Pearl

Craptastic photos! Better late than never, right? Good lordy what a morning. You guys have really outdone yourselves this week. You blew up the inbox with aplomb and have caused me much laughter. I’m proud of each and every one of you. I said it.

Regrettably we cannot publish every photo that we receive (too many fucking photos), but I’ve singled out six of the best. I won’t lie: #1 is in the running for Craptastic Cell Phone Photo of the Year™. That’s bigtime. Enjoy your Friday, denizens…and your weekends.

2. LA BURGER HAS THE BIGGEST “A” GRADE IN TOWN

Holy shit, I couldn’t believe LA Burger got an A Health Grade. AND NEITHER COULD THEY. Say it loud – I’m clean and I’m proud! (Pico via Treo)
….ps, might I suggest you take your next party a great place down the street called The Cottage. Lots of space and great drink specials!
5050 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90019
(323) 935-5540

3. I was walking to my car from work and what did I see on the ground in front of me, but a FISH HEAD. Just lying there in the middle of the sidewalk. This crazy town!

This was in the general vicinity of USC (just west of campus)…

4. COURTESY IS NOT A SIGN OF WEAKNESS
thought this was amusing on my drive home a couple weeks ago
7/27/07 5:15 PM
blackberry pearl
while picking my nose! booyah!

5. “Parking is Tight”
7:04PM on August 6, 2007.
Samsung A900M phone.
300 block of S. Cloverdale Ave. Parking is tight.

6. I took the attached photo at Rock n Roll Ralphs, on Sunset and Poinsettia (90046) on Sunday, August 5th, at 2:04 pm on my craptastic Palm-powered Treo 650 phone. I totally intended to take a photo of the white trash can, complete with a rather jaunty elbow in the foreground, when a mythical creature leapt in front of the lens. While my composition was ruined, I think the end result is pretty craptastic, and proves once again that the magical Doughboy of Pillsbury does indeed walk the earth.

Have a craptastic cell phone photo to share?
We’re Accepting Submissions! Your cutoff for submitting that stellar capture of the toilet at El Paraiso, the rare capture of C. Thomas Howell in Rite-Aid, the flip-flop flossing the wrong toe crevice off Palos Verdes and the proprietor of the snack bar inside the Troubadour is midnight, Thursday.

Send your photo to craptastic@losanjealous.com for consideration! Include date, time, and model of phone (if applicable).