We’ll Miss You, Mark

We’ll Miss You, Mark

’defamer’In an era when the digital landscape is becoming increasingly Thirty-Mile-Zone-ified, no local writer has ever been able to write so eloquently, seemingly effortlessly, consistently, hilariously, or wholeheartedly insidery about Hollywood and, broader, the entertainment industry as a whole, as Mark Lisanti over the course of the last four years at Defamer, and so it is with not a small pang of sadness that we raise a glass of André – his drink of choice – to his announcement this evening. [Open article]

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Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

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Sometimes T has a lesson to teach you fools! [Open article]

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DEVELOPING: Area Costumers Sell Out Bootleg “Devellen” Costumes To City’s Dogs In Record Time

DEVELOPING: Area Costumers Sell Out Bootleg “Devellen” Costumes To City’s Dogs In Record Time

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Above: Larchmont backyard resident Oscar dry-tests a spanking-new Devellen™ costume Wednesday following water, a biscuit and a brief nap. [Open article]

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This Week In LA Korenglish: The Oyster Consequently

This Week In LA Korenglish: The Oyster Consequently

Recently Jeannette stumbled upon a rare, yet acute, strain of Koreatown English which we are more than happy to pass on to you, faithful reader, with the hopes that you may – if nothing else – call the FDA Seafood Hotline for more information. [Open article]

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FOO WATCH: Grohl & Company Sporting Fake Mustaches In Valencia Right This Fucking Minute

FOO WATCH: Grohl & Company Sporting Fake Mustaches In Valencia Right This Fucking Minute

’grohlstache’LOSANJEALOUS (Losanjealous):: Our network of informants has gleaned that Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters, who blew up the Fonda Monday prior, are running around the Valencia Town Center with fake mustaches as part of a self-described “70s inspired soap opera” video shoot right this fucking minute. [Open article]

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