We'll Miss You, Mark

We’ll Miss You, Mark

In an era when the digital landscape is becoming increasingly Thirty-Mile-Zone-ified, no local writer has ever been able to write so eloquently, seemingly effortlessly, consistently,…

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Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

Mr. T Visitor Guide: Elvira Incident, Hollywood

Sometimes T has a lesson to teach you fools! Holidays are times for burying the hatchet. Now before you fools go gettin’ ideas about burying…

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DEVELOPING: Area Costumers Sell Out Bootleg "Devellen" Costumes To City's Dogs In Record Time

DEVELOPING: Area Costumers Sell Out Bootleg “Devellen” Costumes To City’s Dogs In Record Time

Above: Larchmont backyard resident Oscar dry-tests a spanking-new Devellen™ costume Wednesday following water, a biscuit and a brief nap. Oscar, a good boy, walked all…

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This Week In LA Korenglish: The Oyster Consequently

This Week In LA Korenglish: The Oyster Consequently

Recently Jeannette stumbled upon a rare, yet acute, strain of Koreatown English which we are more than happy to pass on to you, faithful reader,…

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FOO WATCH: Grohl & Company Sporting Fake Mustaches In Valencia Right This Fucking Minute

FOO WATCH: Grohl & Company Sporting Fake Mustaches In Valencia Right This Fucking Minute

LOSANJEALOUS (Losanjealous):: Our network of informants has gleaned that Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters, who blew up the Fonda Monday prior, are running around…

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