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ABANDONED BIKE! PLEASE CLAIM

By Ryan - Friday September 21st 2007

abandoned bikeHave you seen the owner of this bicycle? Please spread the word. Owner: Please claim your bicycle IMMEDIATELY at the corner of Mariposa and Beverly. Thank you.

ABOUT THE BICYCLE

  • Blue
  • Two Tires
  • Chain
  • Gears
  • Brakes
  • Reflectors
  • Seat
  • “Trailblazer” decal or similar
  • Chained the fuck to a street sign
  • ABANDONED

If this sounds like your bicycle, you may have abandoned it. Please check.




What now?

7 Responses to “ABANDONED BIKE! PLEASE CLAIM”

  1. Posted by Rico A 9/21/07 at 7:22 pm # Reply

    This is the biker equivalent of seeing an abandoned homeless person’s shopping cart on the street. What kind of homeless person abandons his or her cart?? It really boggles the mind.

  2. Posted by Pablo 9/22/07 at 12:59 pm # Reply

    The less bikes on the street, the better the city is. Fuck bikers who can afford a car and choose not to own one. Bike on the sidewalk and chance the ticket.

  3. Posted by Chris 9/22/07 at 7:15 pm # Reply

    Chained the fuck to a street sign. The phrase bore repeating.

  4. Posted by rich 9/23/07 at 8:59 am # Reply

    Pablo. You and your kind are ignorant. Bikers reduced the amount of traffic on the road, the reduce the pollution, they are trying to do something good for the planet, for the city, for you! Your behavior shows your ignorance. You probably hate them because you have to deal with them while you are driving and you would be much happier talking on the phone or drinking a latte or putting on your lipstick. Grow up. Learn respect for your neighbors make this place better

  5. Posted by Jenn 9/23/07 at 1:45 pm # Reply

    This is kinda eerie. Maybe something bad happened to the owner? :(

  6. Posted by Mrs_Mo 9/24/07 at 9:31 am # Reply

    I have a question – why does it matter? Why does the blogger care?

  7. Posted by Torie 9/25/07 at 5:47 pm # Reply

    Free Bike!!!

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