DF’s V-day Weekend Advice (Hint: LA Derby Dolls V-day Bout @ the Doll Factory this Saturday)
OK, readers, these desperate e-mails to DF asking for V-day weekend suggestions must end. “Bald pate—no date!” “Must impress mate or suffer sad fate!” “Full of self-hate—plan to stay at home and masturbate!” Enough! While the implication that I am a source of sage wisdom is rather flattering and not entirely inaccurate, I am not, repeat NOT, an advice columnist. I can only relate my own personal Valentinesque plans. So in the interest of full disclosure, and at the risk of stating the obvious, let it be known that DF will be spending this Saturday eve at the LA Derby Dolls’ HQ in Historic Filipinotown.
Why? Well, partly because I’m hoping to run into Cory Aquino, Imelda Marcos, or any of the other historic Filipinos who call the area home. I love those bitches. But mostly because there’s going to be an ass-whooping match between the 2007 season champion Sirens and the undefeated-in-2008-albeit-through-only-a-single-game-which- makes- “undefeated” -a-bit-misleading Tough Cookies. Yes, readers, DF is always where the love is at. You are free to follow suit by purchasing derby tix here. But please, no stalking.
Photo (C) 2008 Boss Hogg. All rights reserved.
ROLL ON…
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I had to do something in Walnut a few months ago, and there were more Filipino’s than you could shake a stick at. They even have a Jollybee!
Oops spelled it wrong, apparently (and made another error of the sort that tends to get my English teach mother to start hurling obscenities). Anyway…
http://www.jollibee.com.ph/
Please note: the foregoing comments should in no wise be construed as expressing DF’s endorsement of shaking sticks at Filipinos (or, for that matter, any other ethnic group, with the exception of Mauritanians, who, of course, enjoy a good stick-shaking).
Thanks for the disclaimer. Anyway, to correct myself yet again, apparently it was actually West Covina.
Wow, you’re a real idiot aren’t you, godoggo?
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