Tim over at the SM Mirror reports today on a police blotter highlight which occurred last Friday in Santa Monica:

… The suspect had taken a fresh approach, gone out on a limb, and stolen a crab leg from the buffet. When the staff confronted the suspect, he hit a staff member with the crab leg. The suspect then fled the location. Officers went in search of, discovered, and netted this seafood pirate a short distance away.

More punny giggles over at the Mirror; my personal illustration accompanies the excerpt here. Attention Tim: Please get in touch as I see us going places, fast.

» Man Steals Crab Leg, Hits Staff With It (Santa Monica Mirror)