You just have to admire the DIY ethic. At first I thought this guy took the whole “give the computer the finger” motif so far that he hand-lettered each of these ridiculous signs (commonly posted paired with a second sign, each with a separate message and separate phone number). Closer scrutiny, however, reveals disappointing evidence of photocopier play. Let us hope that, given the central Melrose location of these posted adverts, they are not the handiwork of Mr Brainwash inexplicably finally getting something right for a change. Fear not, way too subtle. Too “thinky.” So who’s the salesperson here…Are these Korendian by origin? We crosschecked the phone numbers with what we currently have on file for David Liebe Hart. Neither number matched, but it could be he’s upgraded after hitting the big time with Tim and Eric. Sigh. Anybody call these numbers or have a story to share regarding these hand-lettered ads? We’re all ears.
Jeannette stumbled across a flyer in Santa Monica recently and brought word of the flyer to the Losanjealous offices. Seems to be a good cause. Losanjealous would like Santa Monica residents to know that Dave Hart (of The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show) is looking for Korendians and/or Orville Wright. If you can help him in either capacity please, by all means, do so.
Text: I am Descent of Orville Wright I would like to have contact with the
Korendian Community your Descentent touch Orville Wright my Great GrandFather how to make the Airplane to Fly successfully! I like to make contact with the Korendian Leader that are Older Master English Go into the Light intell we meet again! Korendian GM2LNYMSM2al;krjaoitu[oiuatio[jutopaijpjaf;ljal;fj ael;j
English Smile God Loves us! 2006
Korendian TSa;fkja;lfiu[arul;aijljl;fjp0q835098
ContactMe David Liebe Hart
phoNE Number [redacted]
Tags: losangeles, santamonica, flyer, take me to your Korendian leader, HELP, need Korendian people now, Orville Wright, Korendian, UFO, Planet
