Korendians Wanted
By Ryan - Monday May 15th 2006 |
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Jeannette stumbled across a flyer in Santa Monica recently and brought word of the flyer to the Losanjealous offices. Seems to be a good cause. Losanjealous would like Santa Monica residents to know that Dave Hart (of The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show) is looking for Korendians and/or Orville Wright. If you can help him in either capacity please, by all means, do so.
Text: I am Descent of Orville Wright I would like to have contact with the
Korendian Community your Descentent touch Orville Wright my Great GrandFather how to make the Airplane to Fly successfully! I like to make contact with the Korendian Leader that are Older Master English Go into the Light intell we meet again! Korendian GM2LNYMSM2al;krjaoitu[oiuatio[jutopaijpjaf;ljal;fj ael;j
English Smile God Loves us! 2006
Korendian TSa;fkja;lfiu[arul;aijljl;fjp0q835098
ContactMe David Liebe Hart
phoNE Number [redacted]
Tags: losangeles, santamonica, flyer, take me to your Korendian leader, HELP, need Korendian people now, Orville Wright, Korendian, UFO, Planet
“Decents of Orville Wright” would make a great song title. Maybe for the Decemberists or some of their ilk.
Dear David Liebe Hart,
I descendian Orville Wright flying machine, press go the shift-shift, make you fucked forevah — looking for soulmate. I like Felix the Cat in English, laundry machine no fix is broken the shift-shift is also fucked, am blonde-red, five nine, and would like to have contact. Brand nuclear day perfect for goink fission, please call me, egg sunny-side up! We go into the light shaft, [reactoid]
Had a little run in with one of these signs myself. Here is the sign: http://static.flickr.com/46/148528770_05c8cebed8.jpg?v=0
And here was what I put up where his sign had been (with transcribed text on the page): http://flickr.com/photos/jasoneppink/148528508/
That should give him something to do…
Chris you are make contact with you Korendian hero! Leader into the light. Grate mind think alike to make airplane fly!!!!!!!
so freaking awesome.
Orville is dead. Didn’t anyone get the email?
Re Korendians, they are here. You might have encountered them. But they won’t reveal themselves.
Maybe he meant “Korean.” I’m calling…
He is definitely referring to Korendians. The use of the Kor font in the sign is evidence of that. I’m very familiar with them.
PAH says he hasn’t been there in a couple of years. He faded into the woodwork. Oh, well. He’ll have to keep wanting, I gess. Thatr’s life.
I hate it when one can’t edit a post. The words should be “guess” and “That’s”. The unintended send-button click strikes again. Shit!
When the korendians say hello and goodbye they say salame’. (sahlahmey) Dude this guy is fucked up!
Salamé!
Tell me not in mournful numbers life is but an empty dream, for the soul is dead that slumbers and things are not the way they seem to be…All that you see is not all that may be….
LordKor
this definitely spelled corrinians wrong. i’m a pretty big tim & eric fan. preeeetty disappointed. korendians? seriously? c’mon.. horrible spelling
very interesting lordkor have you made contact with david he might be happy to hear from you
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