After Hours Grove Xmas-Ness Surges Into ‘Holy Fucking Shit’ Territory

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HOLLYWOOD (Losanjealous) :: Friday’s Grove Xmas-ness rocketed just before the buzzer, ultimately surpassing the believed-to-be unbreakable Xmas level reached in 2004. Xmas levels are expected to fluctuate during off-Xmas hours , ultimately peaking at 4pm Saturday, Pacific Standard Time, before petering into a somewhat normalized Xmas is fucking over flatline.

xgroveLeft: Xmas Seen At All-Time-Fucking High