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After Hours Grove Xmas-Ness Surges Into ‘Holy Fucking Shit’ Territory

By Ryan - Friday December 22nd 2006

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HOLLYWOOD (Losanjealous) :: Friday’s Grove Xmas-ness rocketed just before the buzzer, ultimately surpassing the believed-to-be unbreakable Xmas level reached in 2004. Xmas levels are expected to fluctuate during off-Xmas hours , ultimately peaking at 4pm Saturday, Pacific Standard Time, before petering into a somewhat normalized Xmas is fucking over flatline.

xgroveLeft: Xmas Seen At All-Time-Fucking High

 

 

 

 

 

 




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5 Responses to “After Hours Grove Xmas-Ness Surges Into ‘Holy Fucking Shit’ Territory”

  1. ozonedude : 12/22/06 at 10:41 pm

    At some point you will have to get on film naked Ryan. We are waiting and excited.

  2. Santa : 12/25/06 at 12:00 pm

    A new and improved naked version of Santa is coming next year… to a luxurious mall near you.

  3. WasabiPete : 12/26/06 at 12:05 am

    If the Grove was perhaps flattened and turned into a giant playground, do you think the world would be a better place?

  4. Pete : 12/26/06 at 11:59 am

    WasabiPete,

    Tear that hellhole down, and take the Palazzo and Park La Brea with it. Turn the Grove into an extension of Pan Pacific Park and the other stuff into a traditional gridded neighborhood with 3-story rowhouses on the side streets and 5-story mixed-use buildings on the arterials. Call it “Caruso Corners.”

  5. Hot Hot Heat To Play Canadian Tribute Show @ Grove Thursday : 5/7/08 at 3:02 pm

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