After Hours Grove Xmas-Ness Surges Into ‘Holy Fucking Shit’ Territory
HOLLYWOOD (Losanjealous) :: Friday’s Grove Xmas-ness rocketed just before the buzzer, ultimately surpassing the believed-to-be unbreakable Xmas level reached in 2004. Xmas levels are expected to fluctuate during off-Xmas hours , ultimately peaking at 4pm Saturday, Pacific Standard Time, before petering into a somewhat normalized Xmas is fucking over flatline.
Left: Xmas Seen At All-Time-Fucking High
At some point you will have to get on film naked Ryan. We are waiting and excited.
A new and improved naked version of Santa is coming next year… to a luxurious mall near you.
If the Grove was perhaps flattened and turned into a giant playground, do you think the world would be a better place?
WasabiPete,
Tear that hellhole down, and take the Palazzo and Park La Brea with it. Turn the Grove into an extension of Pan Pacific Park and the other stuff into a traditional gridded neighborhood with 3-story rowhouses on the side streets and 5-story mixed-use buildings on the arterials. Call it “Caruso Corners.”
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