Eye on 405: Traffic “Seriously Un-Be-Fucking-Lieveable This Time”

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Thomas Guide Map Coordinates: Page 561, Grid 4H
Crane from Construction Fell Down Blocking Trffc Lanes 1:01 PM
Message/Item Delivered LA Fire Department Op#85 1:02 PM
Per Reporting Party, Crane Fell on Top of Vehicles 1:03 PM
Sigalert Issued on Blue and Bb Updated 1:19 PM
CHP Unit Enroute 4:22 PM
Media Camera Coverage Shows 405 Still Shutdown Completely*secondly, on Scene Caltrans
Says 405 Roadway Still Shutdown*please Advise
CHP Unit on Scene 4:35 PM
Per S3 Contact S4 and Have Him Tell the Caltrans Liason We Need the North 405 Main Portion Open It Has not Been Done Yet and Traffic is Still at a Stand Still-Message/Item Delivered 56-S4 Copies and Has Notified Caltrans Liason,,, Addl 102 and 404 Are Over at Mulholland and Still in the Process of Trying to Get Traffic Open

Traffic
Above: Commuters enjoy Santa Monica Blvd after having determined some hours ago Friday’s homeward drive to be “holy fucked beyond all rational belief”