Mr. T Visitor Guide: Wayne Coyne Incident, SXSW
The setup: I PITY THE FOOL that schedules the All Smiles show at 1:30. Mr. T was on another recon mission in Austin for this SXSW thing. Everybody knows that parking’s scarce for a tactical command unit and that fool Murdock was outta the van before you can say “The Office of the Governor has a zero tolerance policy for nonsense on 6th street, FOOL!”
The rationale: Face wasn’t pickin’ up his cell phone and some fool was blocking the street interviewin’ fools for the Tonight Show. How’s a T supposed to parallel park with a giant string section standin’ in my A-Team Van loading zone!
The altercation: “Hey FOOL! You might be a musical genius, but you aint no parkin’ genius! Get outta my loading zone before I comb your hair, suckah!”
Mr. T: Hey Fools! Don’t you suckas know what LOADING ZONE MEANS?
Wayne Coyne: Hey look Jay, Mr. T’s making a Tonight Show appearance!
Mr T: Quit yo jibba jabba! I’m a Jimmy Kimmel man, now you’ve got 5 seconds to get outta my van’s way!
Wayne Coyne: Stuttering John… get a shot of this….
Mr. T: Don’t make me MAD! ….I ain’t got no TIME to pose for photos…. I’m late for a show!
Wayne Coyne: Oh wook at his widdle wegs…..(hoists T up in the air)
Mr. T: Let a T go! You see what I did to that midget when she messed with Mr. T?
Wayne Coyne: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Mr. T!
Mr. T: Let me down fool! Don’t make me mad…grrr… T’s already late – HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jim Fairchild: Why’d you miss my show?
Mr. T: Blame Murdock, Blame Jay Leno…. but don’t blame a T!
Jim Fairchild: Aw….. Mister T…..
See Wayne Coyne’s SXSW report on the Tonight Show this Thursday (March 22). – ed
By the way, my friends and I listened to the All Smiles cd over and over and over and over and over and over again the whole ride from Austin to San Antonio to Austin. It is SOOOOOOOOOO goood. It’s called ALL SMILES – Ten Readings Of A Warning – and it’s out APRIL 24, 2007!
Preview it, yo:
http://www.myspace.com/allsmilesmusic
I admit that when you told me Coyne was on 6th Street, I harbored a secret fantasy he was in town for the 10th anniversary of the PARKING LOT EXPERIMENTS and was going to cook up something truly bizarre.
Three days after SA, I’m still listening to All Smiles…it’s that good.
Hold up. Aztek spotting. White striped shirt. Elbow sticking out. Working on pick-up line for the member of the Twelve Girls Band on the other side of Coyne. Though not necessarily svelte or wearing anything flourescent, French-Canadian vibe locked in like a Star Destroyer tractor beam.
Jeff….now you are a believer, eh?… oui.
I guess. How did Aztek like the All Smiles cd being played over and over and over and over?
I don’t know what Aztek or Duke look like. …HG is the only one that sent us photos… and what photos they were… EEK!
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