Transformers, Michael Bay Take Over Westwood Village, Diddy Riese Imperiled
Have we learned nothing from Joel Schumacher’s disasterous inclusion of nipples on Batman’s suit?
Bumblebee craps man-sized turds, literally. Also, get a load of his/her hermaphroditic anthropomorphic loin region.
On hands and knees, migrant workers toil in the fields under the hot sun, preparing the soil. For the imminant arrival of Megan Fox’s stilettos, that is.
