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Transformers, Michael Bay Take Over Westwood Village, Diddy Riese Imperiled
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Have we learned nothing from Joel Schumacher’s disasterous inclusion of nipples on Batman’s suit?
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Bumblebee craps man-sized turds, literally. Also, get a load of his/her hermaphroditic anthropomorphic loin region.
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On hands and knees, migrant workers toil in the fields under the hot sun, preparing the soil. For the imminant arrival of Megan Fox’s stilettos, that is.