How can you even think of marrying someone who doesn’t accept your body as it is, now? What’s going to happen as you grow older with this man, as things start to sag and shift? If he can’t love you with your tiny hiney then he is so *not* the right man for you. There are plenty of men out there who want a petite woman and there are many women out there with “a whole lotta ass” so I think you both will be fine. I have no problem with women or men deciding *on their own* to buy a bigger this or a smaller that but I take major issue with *anyone* altering their body parts for another person. Not to get all moral, but it’s just not right.

It’s true, there are only so many things suggested in your typical couples sex play books. I mean, how many times can you put an Altoid in her pussy or have Nutella licked off your cock? It does get old! Now you understand that because of legalities, I can’t recommend anything that is alive, and I really need to have more information to answer you as thoroughly as I desire. For example, would you be into messy pasta dinners smeared over your miscellaneous body parts? Or, are you two more the sushi types with desires for delicate sashimi morsels nibbled out of orifices? (Certainly gives ‘hand rolls’ entire new meaning…) And even though there are restaurants like Hadaka Sushi where you can eat sushi off of hired models, you can’t have sex with them afterwards. If you’re really serious about this, I suggest looking into the various online communities, magazines and web sites that delve deep into the wet and messy (“WAM”) fetish, also known as “sploshing”, to give you some really great ideas for where you want to take your sexy food play.