Update on International Manhunt & Preview of LA Derby Dolls Bout (Sirens v. Tough Cookies, 10/22/11)
In the vanishingly unlikely event that anyone is interested, we at Losanjealous are continuing the global search for missing roller derby reporter and comptroller of the El Monte chapter of “Garfield” enthusiasts, DF. [Open article]
In these cynical times [Open article], it has become a dismal commonplace to derogate Valentine’s Day as a Hallmark-created holiday in which folks are forced to display artificial affection to no-longer-loved ones.
Congrats to the Natural History Museum for successfully finding someone to fill this August 2010 job description [Open article]:
Must carry 73 pounds on back in a crawling position, supported by arm stilts for periods of 20 minutes multiple times a day.
