![DF Airs Resentments & Previews LA Derby Dolls Bout (Cookies v. Sirens, 5/19/12 @ Doll Fac)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/LADD-9.19.jpg)
A certain Elvis Depressley once sang, “I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges.” Oh, is that all? Because DF is the Guinness-book world-record…
![The Hunger Bout: DF exposes Hollywood lies & previews LADD matchup (Brawlers v. Cookies, Sat. April 28 @ the Doll Fac)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dd_4-28-12.jpg)
Stop the presses! Stop those presses, sez I!!! EM-EFFING STOP THEM RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!!! [Breathless, air-sucking pause.] Enormous, shocking news has been unearthed by DF’s…
![DF's early Xmas miracle & preview of RESCHEDULED LA Derby Dolls Champs Bout (Sirens v. Swarm, 12/10/11)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ladd_champs_web.jpg)
So you remember how last week DF was all like “Oh, hey, you should totally go to the LA Derby Dolls champs bout because it’s…
![Rumors of DF’s Death Are Totally Accurate: An LA Derby Dolls Championship Bout Preview (Sirens v. Swarm, 12/3/2011)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ladd_champs_web.jpg)
Wait, what the hell is that headline? No, not “totally accurate,” “greatly exaggerated.” It’s supposed to be “greatly exaggerated”– Ah, screw it. I’ve returned to…
![Where in the World is DF? An LADD bout preview (Fight Crew v. Varsity Brawlers, 10/1/2011)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/derbydolls.gif)
Dear Losanjealous Readers, We write to inquire if any of you have seen or heard from Losanjealous author, roller derby aficionado, and A1 sauce recovering…