A certain Elvis Depressley [Open article] once sang, “I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges.” Oh, is that all?
So you remember how last week DF was all like “Oh, hey, you should totally go to the LA Derby Dolls champs bout because it’s going to be awesome?” Oh, you don’t remember? [Open article]
Wait, what the hell is that headline? No, not “totally accurate,” “greatly exaggerated.” It’s supposed to be “greatly exaggerated”– Ah, screw it. [Open article]
Dear Losanjealous Readers,
We write to inquire if any of you have seen or heard from Losanjealous author, roller derby aficionado, and A1 sauce recovering addict DF of late. [Open article]
