![Earthquake, May 17, 839pm: 5.0 (10-15 second shaker)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/quake_5.gif)
Please tell me you felt that one. Lucky me! It struck just as I was perched atop a rolling chair, tearing down blue painting tape…
![5.1 Earthquake Hits Desert East of Barstow; Shakes Hollywoodland](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
Crikey! I felt a nice, sturdy, 3-to-4 second swayer just now in tinseltown. No books fell off the shelf like they ostensibly did last summer…
![3.0 Mag Earthquake in Santa Monica Bay Reminds Writer's Ass To Move Westward, Begin Shaking](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sept30quake.gif)
30 September 2008, 757pm: The 3.0 magnitude bump recently felt, by my ass, on the hardwood floor while halfheartedly watching the closing credits of a…
![Earthquake, Kate Hutton Rock Los Angeles](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kate041.jpg)
A strong earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 5.4 shook large parts of Southern California, shaking a wide swath from Ventura County to San Diego….