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Denizens, the moment you’ve been waiting for has arrived. We have our three Escort Finalists for our Valentine’s giveaway, as chosen by Mailbot 6000’s patented…
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As announced yesterday, Losanjealous is sending one lucky person out on the town this Saturday for food and indieröjc music. Ladies. Ladies, Ladies. Today we’re…
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This can be a tough time of year. Hallmark knows it. They’re milking it. But you’re not going to take it sitting down, goddammit. The…