On the LAm: Raynard Watts

By Ron - Tuesday February 07th 2006

Name: Raynard Watts
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6′01″
Weight: 190 pounds
Date of Birth: 10/14/61
Wanted For: Grand Theft

Don’t waste another day! Achieve financial freedom, the Raynard Watts Way!!! Discover how real estate can build your wealth and let you live the way you’ve always wanted…with NO MONEY DOWN. Using Raynard’s techniques, you’ll learn to:

Forge real estate sales documents in the names of unsuspecting homeowners
Submit a fraudulent loan to an unsuspecting mortgage lender in the name of an identity theft victim
Divert the fraudulent sale proceeds to your bank account
Withdraw (both the funds and from society)

Act now and Raynard will teach you how to look just like this emoticon: :-\

More info from the LAPD

What now?

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11 Responses to “On the LAm: Raynard Watts”

Posted by linduh 2/7/06 at 1:42 pm # Reply

actually, this gentleman used to work at cafe 50s.
Posted by Brian 2/7/06 at 2:15 pm # Reply

At the risk of sounding racist, via the ol’ “all black people look alike” stereotype, there is a resemblance to Todd Bridges…

http://www.domers.com/images/bio/bridges_t.jpg
Posted by Scott Hamilton 2/7/06 at 2:33 pm # Reply

After being knocked out in the early elimination rounds of “Skating with Celebrities”, Todd turned to a life of crime to support himself…
Posted by Newly Parolled Mr. Horton 2/7/06 at 3:18 pm # Reply

Actually, the dude looks much more like the all-grown-up-now Dudley of Diff’rent Strokes:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/ShavarPic1.jpg
Posted by Vidalia 2/7/06 at 5:28 pm # Reply

God… I love “On the Lam”!!!
Posted by pure theatre 5/6/06 at 11:13 am # Reply

Frankly? LA Real Esate is in a state of living proof that it will collapse so fast – all of the people in LA are going to look like this guy.
Posted by The Queen 3/6/07 at 1:45 pm # Reply

He’s actually a really good guy don’t believe eveything you read especially stuff on the net!
Posted by Ron 3/6/07 at 2:34 pm # Reply

And especially don’t believe the LAPD’s warning that the suspect is armed and dangerous. Go ahead and try to apprehend Raynard yourself.
Posted by tpeters 12/25/08 at 9:00 pm # Reply

PLEASE DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY for real I know first hand,he does not care about his children or his parents,he will use anyone and anything he will step on anyone to get what he wants this is real talk, he is a smooth criminal with a smooth charm he will buy you anything at first cars,house,money you name it (maybe even a baby)soon as you think you are in he will steal you blind everything from losing jobs, your childrens ss#, your home is crooked,your car is hotter than a firecracker,bank acct empty, he has slept with a friend or a family member,HE IS DEFINITELY A NIGHTMARE run as fast as you can he will ruin you for LIFE
Posted by umm 12/27/08 at 3:20 pm # Reply

ray ray
Posted by JACKSON 11/12/09 at 10:21 am # Reply

NOW WAT DIS IS MY NICCA GET IT HOW U LIVE….