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On the LAm: Raynard Watts

By Ron - Tuesday February 07th 2006

raynard wattsName: Raynard Watts
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6′01″
Weight: 190 pounds
Date of Birth: 10/14/61
Wanted For: Grand Theft

Don’t waste another day! Achieve financial freedom, the Raynard Watts Way!!! Discover how real estate can build your wealth and let you live the way you’ve always wanted…with NO MONEY DOWN. Using Raynard’s techniques, you’ll learn to:

  • Forge real estate sales documents in the names of unsuspecting homeowners
  • Submit a fraudulent loan to an unsuspecting mortgage lender in the name of an identity theft victim
  • Divert the fraudulent sale proceeds to your bank account
  • Withdraw (both the funds and from society)

Act now and Raynard will teach you how to look just like this emoticon: :-\

More info from the LAPD




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8 Responses to “On the LAm: Raynard Watts”

  1. linduh : 2/7/06 at 1:42 pm

    actually, this gentleman used to work at cafe 50s.

  2. Brian : 2/7/06 at 2:15 pm

    At the risk of sounding racist, via the ol’ “all black people look alike” stereotype, there is a resemblance to Todd Bridges…

    http://www.domers.com/images/bio/bridges_t.jpg

  3. Scott Hamilton : 2/7/06 at 2:33 pm

    After being knocked out in the early elimination rounds of “Skating with Celebrities”, Todd turned to a life of crime to support himself…

  4. Newly Parolled Mr. Horton : 2/7/06 at 3:18 pm

    Actually, the dude looks much more like the all-grown-up-now Dudley of Diff’rent Strokes:

    http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/ShavarPic1.jpg

  5. Vidalia : 2/7/06 at 5:28 pm

    God… I love “On the Lam”!!!

  6. pure theatre : 5/6/06 at 11:13 am

    Frankly? LA Real Esate is in a state of living proof that it will collapse so fast - all of the people in LA are going to look like this guy.

  7. The Queen : 3/6/07 at 1:45 pm

    He’s actually a really good guy don’t believe eveything you read especially stuff on the net!

  8. Ron : 3/6/07 at 2:34 pm

    And especially don’t believe the LAPD’s warning that the suspect is armed and dangerous. Go ahead and try to apprehend Raynard yourself.

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