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Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status

By Ryan - Friday June 29th 2007

iphone line @ the groveTHE GROVE (Losanjealous):: One of our hundred-dozen field reporters sends in these topical, in-the-moment photos of the overabundance of noontime fools denizens currently serving time outside the Grove Apple Store as they anxiously await the six o’clock hour this iDay.

Key takeaways:

  • People wearing shades dig iPhones, Grove
  • Actual iPhone purchase not guaranteed
  • Free fruitcicle, black umbrella shade guaranteed
  • No line for Sicko matinee

[WARNING: COMPLETELY SFW PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP...]

My camera is fucked up could only take a few b/c they were all blown out. No line for Sicko cos it was leaked and now iphoners can watch on their stupid ass phone…

iphone line @ the grove

Movie starting. That was the best I could get with my fucked up phone. Apple was handing out water and fruitcicles. The Grove handed out huge black umbrellas for people in the sun.

iphone line @ the grove

iphone mania!

iphone mania = no line for sicko




What now?

5 Responses to “Grove To Self: Today’s iPhone Clusterfuck Goal In Full-On OutFuckingPerform Status”

  1. V : 6/29/07 at 3:14 pm

    Nice. Look at the cute little sheep. This is the absolute pinnacle of brand loyalty. There were no lines at all outside the 2 Cingular/AT&T shops I passed by today, but I guess it isn’t nearly as cool to sit on the sidewalk outside a stupid phone shop.

  2. shenny : 6/29/07 at 3:39 pm

    I dunno if they’re sheep. I just listened to NPR’s Marketplace and they talked to the first guy in line at the Pasadena Apple Store. He was a high school kid who planned on re-selling for profit.

  3. Ryan’s Grandmom : 6/29/07 at 6:35 pm

    (sigh)

  4. Alex : 6/30/07 at 8:14 am

    Check out eBay. If you search for ‘iphone’ and sort stuff from highest to lowest price, you’ll see a bunch of morons trying to sell these things for $3000 and up (Although the $21 million iPhone is charming…)

    People are stupid.

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