As we dive head-first into the (admittedly brief) rainy season here in Los Angeles, let us take pause and remember the sage words of one Manhattan jukebox caretaker before putting that next rain-drizzled or otherwise beer-soaked Washington into an unassuming robot for a rousing singalong of “Magic Carpet Ride” followed by a lush, lavish Jeff Lynne-penned exercise in arpeggios. To be sure, from Grasshopper to Joker and all points in between, Damp $ Will Fuck Up The Jukebox. :(