![The OCRG: Traffic Jammers v. Orange Whips @ Anaheim Convention Ctr Arena, 5/7/2011](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/themes/oxygen/images/archive-thumbnail-placeholder.gif)
6.13pm. May 7, 2011. Along the 5, just south of the Losanjealous/OC border. DF may be a denizen of Losanjealous, but this does not mean…
![East Coast/West Coast Throwdown: LA Ri-ettes v. Gotham Girls All-stars @ the Doll Factory, 2/26/2011](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/5480933637_12f7cf8458-470x140.jpg)
East Coast/West Coast Throwdown: LA Ri-ettes v. Gotham Girls All-stars @ the Doll Factory, 2/26/2011
June 12, 1972 A young, optimistic DF arrives, bright-eyed and hopeful, for his first visit to New York City. But immediately after alighting at Port…
![Slay Belles Reign: LA Derby Dolls Championship Bout @ the Doll Factory (12/4/2010)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/5235464415_898afc4651-470x140.jpg)
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, bitches! What, you think I’m talking about the onset of Christmas (and the current pendency of the…
![DF Analyzes Midterm Election Results & Previews LADD bout (Fight Crew v. Varsity Brawlers, 11/13/2010)](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/LADD-flyer.jpg)
Political acumen. DF has it. Whether showing up at a Tea Party rally clad only in my American-flag codpiece, schmoozing and floozing with my politico…
![Rocktoberfest: Fight Crew v. Sirens @ the Doll Factory, 10/2/2010](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/5050311582_dbf8494c59-470x140.jpg)
Celebrity. DF has it. And while the hoi polloi typically regard my famousness with the kind of gape-mouth adulation that one normally sees from starstruck…