![Starry F***'d up she wuz supposed 2 write this Paper Magazine thing like seven months ago and she 4got whoopz](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/1107072135.jpg)
Starry wuz supposed to write about this thing she went to that Paper Magazeen did and she forgot. She feels like a stupid-ass slutty bitch…
!["All Access A VIP Experience" Saturday 11/3 @ VANGUARD](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/van42.jpg)
Yes yes yes STARRY’z been gone awhilez. But UNlike ur mother she had a fabulous Halloween! Do u know who she wuz? Teela! The cartoon…
![Art 'N' Stuff @ L'Oreal Paris Store Beverly Center Blah Blah Blah](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bartender.jpg)
(Some names have been changed to protect the fabuluzzz but it’s all true ya whores.) Starry Knightz looks for 2 things in a make-up store:…
![The Science of Sake @ California Somethin' or Other](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/vip.jpg)
Starry’z gonna hate herself for doing this but she’s gotta introduce you to her best friend Smooches. She works in a law firm. If she…
![Starry 'Duz Traffikk Kou7t](http://www.losanjealous.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/courthouse-288x140.jpg)
This may surprise you my Starrlings but some people at traffic court, not all of them, but some them. . .have maaaaaaaad style!!! So you…