Starry F***'d up she wuz supposed 2 write this Paper Magazine thing like seven months ago and she 4got whoopz

Starry F***’d up she wuz supposed 2 write this Paper Magazine thing like seven months ago and she 4got whoopz

Starry wuz supposed to write about this thing she went to that Paper Magazeen did and she forgot. She feels like a stupid-ass slutty bitch…

Read Article →
"All Access A VIP Experience" Saturday 11/3 @ VANGUARD

“All Access A VIP Experience” Saturday 11/3 @ VANGUARD

Yes yes yes STARRY’z been gone awhilez. But UNlike ur mother she had a fabulous Halloween! Do u know who she wuz? Teela! The cartoon…

Read Article →
Art 'N' Stuff @ L'Oreal Paris Store Beverly Center Blah Blah Blah

Art ‘N’ Stuff @ L’Oreal Paris Store Beverly Center Blah Blah Blah

(Some names have been changed to protect the fabuluzzz but it’s all true ya whores.) Starry Knightz looks for 2 things in a make-up store:…

Read Article →
The Science of Sake @ California Somethin' or Other

The Science of Sake @ California Somethin’ or Other

Starry’z gonna hate herself for doing this but she’s gotta introduce you to her best friend Smooches. She works in a law firm. If she…

Read Article →
Starry 'Duz Traffikk Kou7t

Starry ‘Duz Traffikk Kou7t

This may surprise you my Starrlings but some people at traffic court, not all of them, but some them. . .have maaaaaaaad style!!! So you…

Read Article →