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Starry wuz supposed to write about this thing she went to that Paper Magazeen did and she forgot. She feels like a stupid-ass slutty bitch…
Yes yes yes STARRY’z been gone awhilez. But UNlike ur mother she had a fabulous Halloween! Do u know who she wuz? Teela! The cartoon…
(Some names have been changed to protect the fabuluzzz but it’s all true ya whores.) Starry Knightz looks for 2 things in a make-up store:…
Starry’z gonna hate herself for doing this but she’s gotta introduce you to her best friend Smooches. She works in a law firm. If she…
This may surprise you my Starrlings but some people at traffic court, not all of them, but some them. . .have maaaaaaaad style!!! So you…
