Where Are They Now? A Look Back At The Losanjealous Escort Service (Continued)

As promised, we now catch up with our two blind-daters, one year after we left them. Are they still together? Did the date change the course of their lives significantly? Are they single? Available? Wearing tight pants? And what does it matter if they are? Are tight pants bad for you, in the end? Read, reader, and discover within the answers to the questions that burn now within your brain.

NAME
Jeremy, a.k.a. Jeremy

RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Idling

WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO THE LAST 365 DAYS
When I was not gallivanting around town on blind dates with money from the bloated Losanjealous budget, I had a busy year. I managed to put the finishing touches on my life-sized Lincoln Logs cabin and wrote my memoirs of what it was like to build a life-sized Lincoln Log cabin. Other than that, I took up writing for the peerless (snarked!) LAist.com where I write about politics, music and other things that shake the very columns of power. During the day, I began scribing for a local newspaper in Burbank, the most beautiful city west of La Canada, east of North Hollywood, north of Glendale and south of Sun Valley. I was lucky enough to see Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem, Belle & Sebastian, Autolux and the Norwegian band Gingivitis. Also, one time I got really drunk and wound up strung by my skivvies on the “O” in the ‘Hollywood” sign. Ahhh. It was a good year.

VALENTINE’S DAY PLANS
Kill whitey.

THOUGHTS ON VALENTINE’S DAY IN LOS ANGELES
Best place in the country to kill whitey.

THE LOSANJEALOUS ESCORT SERVICE, 2007
» The contest is announced
» The details are solidified
» The finalists are presented
» The winner is chosen
» Sarah tells her tale
» Jeremy tells his tale