January 2007 Commenter of the Month: Horney Guy, Aztek, and Duke Melrose
Last month three brave souls made Losanjealous history by forcing us to do something we’ve never done before: turn off comments. Horney Guy, Aztek and Duke Melrose broke the comment barrier and for that we salute them. Accepting the award on behalf of the trio is Horney Guy.
Congratulations on winning the Commenter of the Month Award.
Thanks Ron and the entire Losanjealous staff for this honor.
Let’s start with your moniker. What’s the significance of the extra “e” in Horney Guy?
I can’t spell.
Perhaps not but you can comment. Looking back, your first comment was on November 16 last year asking the whereabouts of Tritia Toyota. She’s a professor at UCLA now. Would you consider enrolling in one of her classes?
Only if she teaches sex education.
Spoken like a true perv. Bravo. Speaking of which do you keep in touch with Duke Melrose and Aktek?
No, cuz they’re too cool for me. But they sure knew how to hook up a homie with Sharon Tay and Mia Lee!
Let the record show that Horney Guy loves Asian newscasters. How would you respond to allegations from commenter 14 that Mia Lee has a giant pumpkinhead?
Her hair and tan are too orange, so I guess I agree.
Touche. Will you be available for our star-studded ‘Celebrity Commenter Poker Tournament’ at Bar Relax in Thai Town this coming March? (Pete, Oscar, YOU, Jeff and Jenn have yet to confirm)
I want to be the poker if it’s Sharon Tay or Mia Lee.
I hear that. What did you think of Back to the Future, Part 2? Was it overly complicated?
Usually the first in a series is the best, and that holds true for Back to the Future. It’s too bad what’s his name with the Parkinson disease can’t go to the future to get a cure, then come back.
Any parting words for Mia Lee?
Tell your make-up artist to stop painting on cleavage shadow, and instead use a push up bra to give you natural looking cleavage. Then you won’t need shadowing for your implants. And can you send me a naked pic of you making out with that chick who was macking you when you were jogging?
Horney Guy
Horney Guy rules.
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I soooo agree with your back to the future comment.
Michael J should go to the future and get a cure. I sense a PreQuel.
haHA. Sounds like Howard Stern, looks like Howard Stern….is that a laser-pointer he’s chewing on in that pic? Cuz I can see him interrupting a Mia Lee broadcast so he can point out some “problem areas” with her physique.
And I’m with Frank, the Back to the Future Parkinson’s Cure prequel idea is aces. Begrudging respect, Mr. Horney Guy.
Oh, and I thought the Poker tourny was going to be at the “Maybe Club” in downtown Tokyo. wtf???
Good Lookin Out Horney Guy,
According to Losanjealous we did ssomethin pretty historical. Wish I could have gotten interviewed too.
I wonder what our prize will be. You guys can have the trophy, I want the real Mia Lee all to myself. I hear she likes award winners and likes to ride “BMWs”. LOL
Aztek–we sent a note to each of you but only Horney Guy replied. We don’t shoot the 2008 Commenter of the Month Calendar until August so no harm no foul.
Ron-Oh my bad I must have missed it. Of course no harm no foul, but could you still give me Mia Lee as a constellation prize?
Whoa, I thought Frank has this month’s CotM on lockdown!
just found your site scoozing around for more pics of that freak mia lee. her cleavage is kinda wierd…huge boobs but the way she dresses makes it look very uncomfortable for her…almost as if they are fake and she is unaccustomed to being comfortable with big lucious knockers.
datiwas–meet Horney Guy, Aztek, and Duke Melrose.
Horney Guy, Aztek, and Duke Melrose–meet datiwas.
So is there anything new with Mia Lee? I know they moved into the awesome new studios and graphics. They have her standing for the 3:00 newscast and WoW what a body.
If anybody knows any news or rumors about her please let me know
I heard Mia was spotted several times at Damiano’s on Fairfax.
I heard KCAL is now selling bobble-head dolls of all their
news personalities. With Mia Lee, wouldn’t that be redundant?