Cinderella Man Refund Excuses
By Ron - Wednesday June 29th 2005
AMC Theaters is so confident that Cinderella Man is one of the finest movies of the year that they are offering a money-back guarantee if you don’t agree.
When the theater manager asks why you didn’t enjoy the movie, feel free to use one of these excuses:
- Too derivative
- Too predictable
- Not feel-good enough
- No Stallone
- Fell asleep
- In constant fear I’d get hit with phone
- Too Formulaic
- Too Anachronistic: At one point - given as 1933 - Braddock reports a dream of dining at the Ritz with Mickey Rooney. Then only 13, Mickey Rooney was in the film business but not a name to recognize in Braddock’s slum. He starred in a series of comedy shorts at the time, but going by the name of Mickey McGuire. Only from the late 1930s through the 1940s would Mickey Rooney become a top star and household name.
- Spite
- I deserve better
Take the Cinderella Man Challenge at the AMC in Westwood, Century City or Burbank.
