Cinderella Man Refund Excuses

AMC Theaters is so confident that Cinderella Man is one of the finest movies of the year that they are offering a money-back guarantee if you don’t agree.

When the theater manager asks why you didn’t enjoy the movie, feel free to use one of these excuses:

  • Too derivative
  • Too predictable
  • Not feel-good enough
  • No Stallone
  • Fell asleep
  • In constant fear I’d get hit with phone
  • Too Formulaic
  • Too Anachronistic: At one point – given as 1933 – Braddock reports a dream of dining at the Ritz with Mickey Rooney. Then only 13, Mickey Rooney was in the film business but not a name to recognize in Braddock’s slum. He starred in a series of comedy shorts at the time, but going by the name of Mickey McGuire. Only from the late 1930s through the 1940s would Mickey Rooney become a top star and household name.
  • Spite
  • I deserve better

Take the Cinderella Man Challenge at the AMC in Westwood, Century City or Burbank.