Losanjealous Wines: 2005 Dancing Bull Zinfandel
Dancing Bull
Zinfandel
2005
$9.99 (with Ralphs Club)
Notes: This is a really wet wine. An eminently drinkable table red, sourced from a hodgepodge of California grapes. The blend is 80.7% Zinfandel, 5.3% Syrah, 4.5% Petit Syrah, 3.5% Tempranillo. A great dinner wine with bold fruity notes greet the palate like a knock on the door–dark berries, grapes, of course, plum perhaps–while a soupçon of pepper on the backend hangs up your coat and welcomes you to your next smooth swallow. The color, a dark purple, is deep and regal but drinks clean, if a bit sweet, and not at all velvety. Taking the stem and gazing as if in a trance into its dark body you will conjure, not without some fondness but also no small amount of regret, a memory or two from carefree sunlit summer days spent as a child under a mother’s care, advancing onto a prep school snapshot of your budding potential as an adolescent, hints at future success, that, ultimately, never fully were realized, ripenend as it were, and are, at best, a source of self deprecating laughter when compared to the harsh fluorescent-lit reality of your adulthood, but, at the very worst, the very nonfulfillment that is the deep-rooted source of insomnia-inducing terrors visited upon you nightly. Overall, a great value for a very decent daily California blend red.
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i am detecting hints of pinback CD, john wooden figurine, spackle mini-bucket, new car brochure and something sans trans fats
Exact ingredients are:
1) Pinback’s Autumn of the Seraphs promo CD
2) John Wooden figurine (miniature replica of this)
3) 7 to 9 gal. white step-on trash can
4) Jan. 23rd letter from Santa Monica Saab
5) Terra vegetable chips Zesty Tomato flavor
Well done, Sung. The Pinback CD is your prize.
Runner-up award for Ryan is the remainder of those Terra Chips.