Satan Laughs As You Eternally* Rot In This Dumpster
*or until trash day, Thursday
I’ve walked by this Dumpster 50 times, but never while it was open.
I saw no dead bodies. Maybe this is the official dumping ground of their sucky new album…
The Slayer Dumpster
Fairfax Village
Hours: M-F 8am-7pm
Sat 9am-1pm.
Closed Sundays.