LA Burger Chain, Ad Suits, Skank Effectively Gross Out Global Population

Carl’s Jr, through its ad agency, has launched an amazing new burger campaign guaranteed to inspire a variety of reactions. Amazing, sexy, sultry, burger, spicy, hot! Barf.

The saddest part may be that these campaigns have a tendency to work ridiculously well. The server couldn’t handle its traffic today and thanks to past campaigns, Carl is already up $1.4 billion in sales from $1 billion last year. Yes - that’s billion with a “B”. They’ll probably find themselves with the most successful campaign of the year. Media has created Hilton and Hilton is NEWS, and we must all live with that knowledge for a very long time. I’m even doing them a service by posting this. Damn it! See how they got me to work for them!